Really, it's pretty easy to make your own signs. But you can also use the opposition's signs against them. Here's all you need to know: the font is Arial bold [not Arial Black] the point size is about 200 point you can make a sticker or a stencil and add a big .COM to the bottom of their darned signs Alternately, the existing signs can be, um, "modified" with paint or tar and feathers [see example]. Please note, we don't advocate property damage above or beyond simple sign tampering, though we did love the large pink triangle painted in the middle of route 25 in West Topsham. Want to make your own? Even easier: Arial bold again, 3/4 inch margins 110 point will get you one per page 72 point font will get you two per page Why not make lots of postcards and flood the Vermont post offices with them? Perhaps the town clerks would like some?