Nico VassilakisINBETWEENthe formalities receiving I think "your light is... " never more of me in the middle magnets pictures snaps what falls tumble, yellow area I'm never anywhere chaos works 'or' twenty pennies standing the next morning inventing up and shuddering beyond an uptight net inside scissor holes array OK a gigasecond a radio I am capable of nothing between my head 1. the formalities of an / inbetween 2. how you receive 3. I think of the small 4. "your light is lit..........light" 5. (but) / never / through it 6. more of me disappears / and so on. 10. seven eight nine 11. in the middle of / duality 12. the magnets / of an inbetween 13. pictures / the sun / makes bone dry 14. it / snaps / the / despair / that accumulates 15. what falls outside / will become / undesirable 16. tumble, yellow area, tyranny / demosthenes / cajole 17. I'm never anywhere correctly 18. chaos works its way / in 19. the / conjunctive 'or' 20. twenty pennies 21. an island / threatened / by sharks 22. beer-food / friends / the next morning 23. invent 24. up / down 25. shuddering / to think 26. shuddering 27. beyond familiarity 28. get caught I get / in an uptight 29. in a coat / inside scissor holes 30. t / his / dis / array 31. OKAY 32. a billion seconds 33. a radio or / an instrument 34. I am capable of / grotesque self-involvement 35. nothing inbetween nothing / is more of a donut 36. walking between the cars 37. my head now / tilts 38. a suitable rock 39. the tongues emerge 40. or / every said / wrung / on the bus j says it came to him first I explain to many particular people / the formalities of an / inbetween how you receive / becomes an issue I think of large (autumnal) clouds I devise invisible schematics "your light is lit / from another light" a reenactment / brings you the door / (and) / (but) / never / through it I got trouble in my rent now when I sleep / more of me disappears / and so on... I am located / in the ( x ) of / any given duality j said / -you could live inside there- between traffic signs / between the two suddenly / I was living in / this slit more than 5 thousand languages / have existed I draw pictures / the sun / makes bone dry by noon it / snaps / the smelly neck / ofthe mundane /that accumulates umulates I draw / a two to 4 hour / radius what falls outside / it / will become / undesirable pencil, tuna / carmichael pin cushion, streetlight light / tumble, yellow area, tyranny / demosthenes / cajole I look forward / to my friends I am here / never anywhere correctly chaos works its way / in time the / conjunctive 'or' / conveys / or / I suffer indecision 20pennies / 15pennies & 1nickel / 1dime, 1nickel, & 5pennies despair makes / an island / threatened / by sharks our events / consist of / beer-food re / invent up agn / down again shuddering / to think shuddering / violent lost / beyond familiarity get caught I get / in an uptight net / that catches uptights / like me my arms / in a coat / my fingers / inside scissor holes this / dis / may / con / tain / way / not / know / ing / say OKAY, BE THERE a billion seconds old makes / a radio / or / an instrument / behind the wall I go to sleep / thinking / what the pages look like / what sequence's best / what impact, if any, I'll have nothing inbetween nothing / is more of a donut / than anything I must, for a moment, / suspend myself the way my head now /tilts I find a suitable rock I'm nervous about settling in the tongues rarely emerge I draw two horizontals or / every said / is wrong / waiting on the bus 1. j says it came to him first / which is (in) itself / a surprise / for ten years of thinking it / my own / it becomes something other / not my own I referred (intuit) to it (into it) / as dream information / or even / a secret of high import / I called it my jungian, / my perceived, / my worldly word thing {the image that employs a concept / can become or is after time / indelible} I explain to many particular people / the formalities of an / inbetween (3 heads in a city) the museum's paperweight exhibit "flip the lid and spill yr marbles" 2. reception. how you receive / becomes an issue I fail utterly in describing / vastness / or / the bend in airwave / or / even how breath repeatssssssssssssss 3. perhaps abundance / can define / by having more / detail (to consider) / deciding I think of large (autumnal) clouds / I devise invisible schematics or / am attracted to the small 4. ~curtis leaves me a note~ / "your light is lit / from another light" and indeed / I am an amalgam / of gestures my light is lit / by your light / is lit by yet / another it's somehow disturbing / like one lost / in a vat of whole numbers this unrelated room has / pillows hanging from the ceiling 5. if a complete visual example / were obtainable /I'd have no reason to / express (a thing et. al.) a reenactment / brings you to the door / and (but) never / through it 6. I got trouble in my rent a family needs healthy food / and healthy food costs now when I sleep / more of me disappears / and so on... 7. when I visit / I go through my old desk -a mini bowie knife / -lincoln pennies through 1974 / -a few music posters / -an unfinished model battleship / -an eighth grader's book of phone #'s / -a picture of willis reed / -seeds in the creases of my double albums 8. I am involved in simultaneous / conversation to the (my) left / is something heavily coded / or / to the (my) right / are facts pertaining to anything / available I've had them in the mirror / speaking out both sides of my mouth 9. during / at nightowl's / under stars / on a walk / the block / I trigger devices / those motion detectors / they light up 1017 Pleasant Drive / 1019 Pleasant Drive / 1021 Pleasant Drive / 1023 Pleasant Drive / 1025 Pleasant Drive I walk along the front yards / and they / light up this is where / I spent my 2ndeleven years 10. tenacious tendon tenor tents of tungsten / might / help multiply your middle initial / by how many times a day / your eyes blur 11. I am located / in the middle of / any given duality I navigate / the equator / resilient to the lure of / the poles 12. it began near the hallucination) j said / look at that (space) / inside there / between the stop / and the do not enter signs / -you could live there- they were mounted on the same post / facing opposite directions / with no more than 3 inches / between the two suddenly / I was living in / this very slit I explain to many particular people / the magnets / of an inbetween 13. more than 5000 languages / existed on the planet words extinct / in less than a hundred years it can happen faster I draw pictures / the sun / makes bone dry by noon 14. love making making / snaps the snaps / the smelly neck / the neck ofthe mundane / mounting mundane despair / disrepair despair / that accumulates accumulates 15. I'm asked to draw / a 2 to 4 hour / radius around / where I live this will contain / everyone I know everything I need / will be in / this circle what falls outside / it / will become /undesirable 16. reprints, double prints / double exposures, posters / pamphlets, xeroxing & saddle stitch / bookstores, library science / the archiving #2 pencil, tuna / carmichael, pin cushion, traffic light / tumble, yellow area, tyranny / demosthenes / cajole I look forward / to my friends / under the large limb of a tree 17. I am here / because of some failure or / I am delighting I believe, / then I derive I'm never anywhere correctly (is) withdrawn or unsettled / uneasy or weakened by transit / immobile from lack of declaration, / paranoid / or generally alienated 18. in time / chaos works its way /into any fortress verging / on catharsis / or total disinterest 19. using the / conjunctive 'or' / shows one root / the dilemma by conveying / optimism / or / I suffer indecision / and forgetfulness 20. twenty pennies / four nickels / two dimes / two nickels & one dime / three nickels & five pennies / one dime & ten pennies / fifteen pennies & one nickel / one dime, one nickel, & five pennies / two nickels & ten pennies 21. despair works its way in it makes / what I'm standing on / an island / threatened / by sharks 22. our neighborhood / is in a form of flux / our social events / consist of / beer-food / for friends / that / are either / arriving or / departing / the next morning / on some / airline or / other 23. reinvent / window 24. up again / down agn 25. shuddering / (in order) / to think 26. shuddering / violently 27. I become irretrievable / I stop communicating /..... silent / lost / beyond familiarity 28. get caught I get / in an uptight net / that catches uptights / like me / so when I'm snagged / I'm strung (fastened) / on the sun / and made to heal through the day 29. places / hide faces my arms / in a coat / my fingers / inside scissor holes 30. this / dis / array / may / con / tain / way / of / not / know / ing / say 31. HEY OKAY, BE RIGHT THERE 32. I am over a billion seconds old 33. my head / in pillow makes / a radio / distant or / an instrument / behind the wall 34. imagined projects / fill my head I go to sleep / thinking / what the pages look like / what sequence is best / what impact, if any, I'll have I am capable of / grotesque self- involvement 35. nothing inbetween nothing / is more of a donut / than anything / can cease to predict / like 36. to get anywhere / on a train I must, for a moment, / suspend myself / walking between the cars 37. the way my head now / tilts / at the end of a day 38. I find a suitable rock I'm nervous about settling in I hope these few rocks / will reach the page 39. the mirror is an arrangement the tongues rarely emerge I draw two horizontals / and live between them / waveless 40. or / every said / is wrung / wrong / waiting on the bus 50 WATERS ARE A PUDDLE IS A PUZZLE we aspire to live or unconsciously do it to climb the funicular to breathe the what what is a point? "...is that which has no part" (as one is read, the previous is freed) 1. catalonians are hot heads 2. many retail items are deceptively cheap to make 3. overtones excite the listener 4. the combination of red and green make your eyes wiggle 5. children are active. and since they are small lose their heat quickly 6. collaborative multicultural projects receive government funding 7. the back of the human body is a vast relatively unused region 8. when leaves of grass are cut, the very first compound that suffers from the change is chlorophyll 9. the inventor of the ball point pen is dead 10. forms are interchangeable ------------------------------------------------------------------ several seasons pass and the exterior alters markedly to be possible we aspire or raise our possibility heads toward the perimeter as potential is caked over with chance variables seeking one another ------------------------------------------------------------------ 11. the divining rod makes its way toward moisture 12. laundry takes roughly an hour and a half 13. gravity causes planets to contract 14. his color was the result of several coats of white paint and enamel applied to what was originally a very ordinary elephant. 15. migration paths became skewed creating thousands of some creature or other to come in contact with human beings 15a. tarot is for the flaky, easily crumbled, mica or shale type 15b.in the solarium flies land on the widest available leaf. the female mosquito flaps her wings 500 times a second. there is almost always anxiety about what awaits you there. the curvature of the structure magnifies that sound. this inclination also allows for moist glass ring music. the armonium was an instrument invented by benjamin franklin. music was composed specifically for the armonium. lose of hearing and shattered nerves made it a short-lived endeavor. ------------------------------------------------------------------ a recent moratorium includes water. the pacific. also beeswax. included. i love her for that. the shaky clarification brought found imperfection what becomes of the vowelvariable, subjectvariable, & variablevariable. plankton covers that manufactured surface. technique is fabrizio, buttalent is the amount of weight a person can carry on their backs ------------------------------------------------------------------ i lose that one comprehension slipping away a kind of too thick awareness my boy gives a bomb he drops it on my head and it splatters on his mother as well ------------------------------------------------------------------ nap then fly some intended corruption comes a drinking friend of 300 pints the writing appears primarily unrehearsed then the so many revisionisms a walk I would walk-a-walk forever the weight of it restricts such a thing quixote on my knee the windmill of his eyes dilating dust is about destruction and the good thing lasts longer than we know ------------------------------------------------------------------ STANDING 1. within the line, is the life of breath, TO BE an immediacy it is the buckling and the line breaks... releasing light 2. the line contains light so the line will stretch it is adventure or the light is encased in the hollow of a figurine or it is dark enjambment the line is history it can shroud this line is a rock capturing my locution i am inside the rock the line has many histories 3. form is a house that holds light the line is a place to land is the life of breath, TO BE and the line again will break in two --------------------------------------------------------- SKIN 1 the drama of the rocks is of the skin doubly by its wonderments and flexibility. to bend to coerce to subjugate the body to movement, our plight of waking. notice! the skin! that sensible glove plying our head with information. a universe, containing our systemic workings. the skin, a membrane, sustaining our vessel. now, if you were to swallow light, would it act as antenna. i have no idea, but i do know what an itch is and the pleasure of scratching. i know temperature. i know the intentions of some sounds. i know the tongue is used for both texture and taste. what dream has the drumskin speaking in shudders of colliding light. what surface can be engineered to inform our histories. notice! the skin! a contoured map of the amalgam of human endeavor. it means fucking. it means babies. it means skin propagating more skin. it's a thought inextricably linked to skin. that is - an idea wrapped in an epidermis we call home. epi being upon, at, or close to derm being layers of tissue forming true skin of the animal of the us of the animal of us we as it is touch, contact, contract, apply derm onto one another the sperm the egg the zygote firm in finding the birth church of silent blooming out-stretched because we can stretch elastic as to accommodate a variety of shapes Ï Ï Ï we are creatures, hairless creatures donning the death ray. a death ray that is eye of greed not true yawn of blackhole. the sun, foe of skin, will be merciless. both horus and sekhmet will peck and tear our body. hawk sun and war lioness will fill themselves with the human meal. they will devour the negative skins, make pure what is sullied, and finally, nurse us back to our most potent fetal state. 2 sing skin sing your skin sing the thing that makes your skin come alive absorbing yellow sun absorbing light information equating that nature with your nature with this nature before you be outpost be lighthouse be spontaneous receptor of curlicue energy sprites be all this but notice! the skin! how it proposes a line of thinness a marriage of inner and outer how it is a sponge that absorbs then translates and then notice how social skin can be how death and skin and sex and gender understand pain and what little gain has come what little gain has come the book of skin shows frailty and how we bleed deep red. the book of skin has pages that heal, directing us to construct one new body. one giant flesh. kin kin a family of skin that's been within the fin that breaks the plane of infinite waves dear kin mammal dear kin mama do me in and keep me there where light is as it was and is again within a blessing of true skin that photosynthetic layer we name child of informed tissue ------------------------------------------------------------------ sax 20fox 21 fruit 1030 gnu 425 afraid 1242 decor 1237 moist 1456 ------------------------------------------------------------------ voice from the diaphragm or it lets no semen in. two trees grow, literally, in the same spot. tracing utensils & triangular shadow, the conifer & the deciduous, a camel & paper airplanes. what root there is is what root is shown as the one will always fall to inevitable mitosis and the two seek each other, magnetized toward one another. more often than not, aspects of relations get lost in the several cracked eggs of routine it can hurt that way a clarinet too dissolves into the letters of its name, it makes music or a voice of element. in a house nearest the amplifier is another house where things happen and distinctions are made between accumulates and a cumulus cloud ------------------------------------------------------------------ she is deep gold moist sarcophagus this may be how long i last the mounted sentinel thrashing in the cotton the thing falling into fractions i am somewhere else writing this the narrow nature approaches a wider nature the ease of travel between houses of air it's unparalleled yet it exceeds nothing freely through the dark of the body ------------------------------------------------------------------ 16. chile's geography makes transportation difficult and costly. 17. the top bulb was filled with sand which trickled down into the bottom bulb. 18. what begins will soon be consumed by its own thunderous momentum resulting in any number of possibilities - mostly advantageous. 19. the law of camp fire girls: worship god, seek beauty, give service, pursue knowledge, be trustworthy, hold on to health, glorify work, & be happy. 20. "y're only as good as you can dance after the song is done" 21. a dancer said that same thing, but different than how my friend did. 22. when we touch a lump of sugar to the coffee in a cup, the liquid at once rises and spreads throughout the sugar. 23. twelve o'clock noon at night ------------------------------------------------------------------ HINGE THE CROW Hinge-elixir maple syrup waitress may I trouble you for... and look my deflated guitar Hinge-jazz when my head's in your horn I hop to your music like hot stone Hinge-dream I begin staring I can't help it I begin expanding then I burst shards of me form into the crow Hinge-humming I spread my wings up there where other birds extend up there and there is a circle up there of wings around the earth there up there ------------------------------------------------------------------ 24. edge hill was the first battle of the war. 25. madame curie always hoped that radium would have a beautiful color. 26. no two brains are quite the same. 27. the sun loses about four million tons of heat every second. 28. "the exercise of singing is delightful to nature and good to preserve the health of man." 29. the sounds involved in near ventriloquism are produced almost entirely in front of the mouth just behind the teeth and up a little way in the nasal passage. 30. now life begins again! thought the tree. ------------------------------------------------------------------ information can be that reconnoitered fleck introduced again, which is to say left out corporeally with its clear kirlian imprint in tact it is these atrocities finite in contrast to their ebullient counterpart it is these systemic gliches these slants of focus brought downward languish lush in potential and despair ------------------------------------------------------------------ 67893contortionsBDE formulaicFG10/2/93XXXXXX no names2ablutionQ is a marker six times it became that summer or now askance in this birth tube but apnea be dense electrically a kind of gasping can you hear mefog horn coming to the child a six pack of X'sno frills a doubled bathing of light and Q is naturally a marker ------------------------------------------------------------------ Since then there havent been many changes It's all design and the ability to consume The bough is still wet with black early morning mist My I is small as an indistinguishable might be The back stairs will pose a problem the larger he gets He is a reference If you leave now the tug-of-war will lose balance The marchers line the street, they proceed from the opening gate It is a weekend event The thoroughfare, otherwise desolate, will thrive The animals sense activity, though a parade is, I'm sure, not on their mind ------------------------------------------------------------------ 31. the very reason scratching stops an itch is because you're hurting yourself. 32. in some countries, the phrase is not 'blind as a bat' but 'blind as a bat in sunlight'. 33. early in the 20th century, the u.s. weather bureau termed the highest and wispiest form of cloud, cloud nine. nowadays, meteorologists call the highest clouds noctilucents. 34. the fourth finger of the left hand was selected as the ring finger in the third century b.c., it was thought that a nerve ran directly from this finger to the heart. 35. if the throat is properly aligned with the stomach, the sword swallower can take a blade two feet long. 36. the longest word in the english language is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis', which describes a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of volcanic matter or a similar fine dust. 37. if a highway is odd-numbered, then it will take you north or south. if it's even-numbered - like route 66 - you can travel east and west. ------------------------------------------------------------------ if you if then what stick your hand in make sure it's deep and soily confine nothing consider what's needed for permanence the value of your weight then let control fall down let that tether go ------------------------------------------------------------------ grab the clavicle like you would a handlebar. obscure what ornamental aspects may be visible. begin with computer generated gyrations. say a precipice can deceive by its very nature. denounce what is pronounceable. adhere the curve to a forward of purpose. calamity was to be conveyed in color. britain. a sigh of recognition followed by longevity of geometric shape. that erstwhile path through the forest claims its place. as now a furnace or the possibility of one. no harm comes to the one who follows the crevice. a spotted elbow lunge festival.languid as a middle name. the tentacles very loosely at your side. there are no tracing paper tablets. i catch myself waiting for lights more. a word whispered in earnest. colander flatulent transition webs. or slow commotion. ------------------------------------------------------------------ did it digit or did it not so that it couldn't go through the hole phlegm for instance can be hurled just the right distance to activate alarms it is a simple diagram and simpler yet execution the flags snap suddenly when the breeze comes over the lake ------------------------------------------------------------------ 38. moisture surrounds smoke particles.the word smog is a combination of smoke and fog. 39. his family car was a green and yellow packard. they kissed and slept together on the bleachers. his sister bent his trombone. 40. no glue or other binding agency is added, as the hoof itself contains a large amount of natural glue. the mixture is poured into dies. the dies are heated and then chilled. when the buttons are removed from the dies, they are filed, drilled and polished. ------------------------------------------------------------------ from the core of the thing flares shoot up 50 ft. and then extinguish. the bridge unfolds releasing the seven needed elements. the great dissolving disk with plugs. a face squeezed, pinched, and twisted to suit a concentric fashion. find me approaching or find me at all. the geese, hovering evenly in "v" formation, ride the planet's arc. leaning toward the faucet the cupped hands hold water like information. the plugs look for an electrical source, an outlet from which to relay the complete message. the yellow-white stain of light is food. ------------------------------------------------------------------ from our hair laughter true will come and so soon and so sun that light in my far off head decidingthese things pieces of each other the visibility of the possibility I change it I ="it" ="ti" I c = i changwith no e ------------------------------------------------------------------ if plasma were a location we'd be in constant adrift transfixed on the orig(in) of transition transmitted through gesture this hand waving toward you no other business comes near or is as central a theme as this inbetween. parenthetical, as in caught inside ( ). between two stations anything can happen. turbulence. vibration ex nihilo. coincidence. thermodynamic phenomenon. sporadic mysticism. mental invasions. ------------------------------------------------------------------ right now the form of her remains. she walks in this room. reaches over to turn the dial. there are no birds gathering about her head and shoulders. there is no sand, just vast rolls of carpet. the radio broadcasts her favorite program. bowls of half eaten miso soup fill the room. her fingerprint is nearly audible as she passes it over a nail sticking out the wall. hooray! we yell. lets yank the curtains down, lets let the sun in! the spiders and termites are caught unawares. there is sudden exodus. life runs for shade. last call, he says, last call. the telephone, the lights, the bar rag moving closer. cleaning. her far away look. there on the floor surrounded by scissors, glue, and a thousand cut outs. it is summer now. a new season. when we learn to forget. she will be home soon. i can stop talking to this window. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 41. every state in the union produces corn. 42. a certain amount of study of human beings seems to suggest that different colors differ in their effect on the nervous system. 43. oceans are constantly evaporating and the oyster, which becomes adult in three years, is said to be capable of laying 60 million eggs a year. 44. a personal foul is called when there is illegal contact with one's opponent. 45. deep down in the flower is another tiny structure, which we may call the female germ of life. ------------------------------------------------------------------ the number of years some animals live rabbit..........5horse.........30 sheep...........12camel.........40 cat.............13lion..........40 dog.............15elephant......100 goat............15whale.........100 cow.............25crocodile.....300 pig.............25tortoise......350 the number of years some birds live wren............3canary........24 thrush..........10crane.........24 robin...........12peacock.......24 blackbird.......12skylark.......30 hen.............14goose.........50 goldfinch.......15pelican.......50 partridge.......15parrot........60 pheasant........15heron.........60 lark............18crow..........100 nightingale.....18swan..........100 pigeon..........20eagle.........100 ------------------------------------------------------------------ is a season of death as adventuredizzyingis upon you calling the outline never the name so independent of anythingit gives small incomplete death for the fitting of piecesshort of formulating just enough to live alongsidelicking the pronounced ear saying things close to dyingit is a season as a chair we sit on ------------------------------------------------------------------ panels of rain a panel of rains falls my first turkey plummets into the relics quickly among the upanishad the book spells it - the very eye stem changes your visions are here now a life is salt or short so as the skin quickens is chased by many angles and air offers no destination no as destination no as a way of elaborating at what range is it first audible? i hold a word like flower isotope and pin it to the sky or the possibility of disproving light the new system is an overheard one quietly absorbing its meaning the lattice work melts and adrenalin erupts everywhere to find anew the blue of circles forming above the head A raiL Bonding supposinG Formation damageD Sluice farM Willow Quark Cooling formeR Kitchen ajaX Housing Zooming i slide it through to find a certain adventure ten suns squeezed into a dot traveling in water and utopian divisions of power and labor the silent blue construction a dome made thinner from the inside sitting by the window you open the latch and fly away toward dissolution anm bulb dread doubled projector the brain of a peach rudiments of an alphabet the great dissolving disk and the completed message her lovers, she said, are all around her everywhere electromagnetics alters you forever ------------------------------------------------------------------ ingisingisingis ing i n gi n gi n g i n gi n gi n g i n gi n gi n g inginging ------------------------------------------------------------------ GUTTERAL OR PUNCTUAL AS IN INUNCIATE YOUR "N" OR IN THE JOCULAR SIT UP AND CLEAN THOSE DISHES IS HOW THE APPARATUS SPEAKS WE HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR A LACK OF EMPATHIC COMMUNICATION IT COMES TO US LIKE CLOUDS GET CAUGHT BY MOUNTAIN PEAKS YOUR INCOME BRACKET SICKENS ME SO DO YOUR ACCOUTREMENTS THIS IS THE LAST OF IT AND SO ------------------------------------------------------------------ 46. no advantage is gained by the sea it approaches cautiously as unrelated minutia become a predictable nuisance 47. in 1940, U.S. railroads carried 62% of the total freight between cities. in 1940 motor trucks carried about 8% of intercity freight. in 1940 air lines carried only 2% of passenger business 48. she lived and wrote at home until her death, and in her later years saw very few people 49. this is how algae surround their intended or suffocate their intentions. the force of one-celled organisms. their miasmic and amorphous house. to unite and conquer without mercy. it was a story told many hundreds of centuries ago 50. a predictable nuisance becomes a charm. a) cheetahs can run up to 75 mph b) a chameleons tongue is longer than its whole body c) a black panther is a type of leopard d) there are 71 rings in a complimentary slinky from ivars e) different spots mean different things f) the difference between alligators and crocodiles is that when the mouth closes only an alligator's teeth show g) the red spot is a storm h) which animals have to be oiled? mice, because they squeak i) when is a car like a frog? when it's being towed j) a steel nail is made of iron and carbon k) one-two cha-cha-cha means one-two cha-cha-cha l) the first letter of the book is 'h' m) there is a way to record what people are saying by measuring the vibrations of their voice on a window pane n) the sphinx has no nose, has had its nose eaten by time o) prel, the shampoo, is denser than vegetable oil p) on batman, victor buono upon hearing the gong of a bell transformed into king tut q) one-two cha cha cha means three-four cha cha cha r) fool's gold s) water has been found in meteors t) when you've finished eating, put your knife and fork close together with handles pointing directly toward you or toward your right arm u) thousands of years ago humans could move their outer ear forward to catch sounds more easily v) to improve his voice and lungs, demosthenes shouted against the roar of the waves and orated while running uphill w) the white zone is for loading and unloading x) you can rearrange the letters in spiro agnew's name to spell 'grow a penis' y) the whipping top that can be made to "snore" is a great prize z) ice is a faint blue Copyright © Nico Vassilakis 1995 |
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