Doug Nufer


from Never Again

     
             Eightballing lawyer holds court, recollects Baby-breaking Boa Case. 
     Dateline:  moving day, Anytown, USA.  Six-foot pet's disappearance
     commandeered otherwise-preoccupied movers.  Hirelings' herpetophobia,
     packbubbled underbrush, time-pressured itinerary mitigated against searched
     thoroughness.  Rushed exiters haphazardously canvassed crannies, attic,
     cellar, closets, snake-friendly nooks.  Cage-slipping reptile unfound,
     decampers relocated.  Newlyweds arrived.  Dreamhoused copulations eventually
     impregnated wife, engineered nightmarish litigations outgrowing embrangled
     sequence ensuing classic catastrophe:  hugely pregnant woman putters happily
     stirring soup, whereupon fumely resuscitated appetites release ceiling light's
     encircler.  Kerplop!  Divebombing serpent causes miscarriage.
             Dentist antes laughing-gas chippie.  Erotic entrepreneur hygienist
     nocturnally assignated patients desiring kinky dental care.  Latexed
     fingertips, tightfit nurse's microskirt, sterile aromatics, pain-inducing
     instruments' latently sexualized perversions teased uptight jisms regular
     humping wouldn't unleash.  Semi-actual dentifriciality buffed enamels, flossed
     molar pockets (S/Mers requested unnovocained drillwork, tartar pick-axing). 
     Oral healthcare foreplay fulfilled hyperimaginers; unfulfilled, groin-oriented
     ejaculators craved hygienist's labial stimulation.  Full-service dentistry
     enscrewed, sucked-off nitrous oxide . . .  fellated wangs gone limp (drugged
     ennui taking evermore deeply breathed inspirations).  Sucks overtook sniffs. 
     Voracities sapped anesthetic's supply, hooker's vigor.
             Inevitably, once-tidy arrangements slopped unhideable obviousness. 
     DEA's monitors routinely checking pharmaceutical depletions implicating
     notorious pleasure-enhancement substances saw poolroom DDS's joy-gas tanklevel
     discrepancies linking gas expenditure/ nonexistent surgeries.  Hypothetical
     root-canalwork, unhypothetically, tackled g-spot assistant.  Gastank's only
     co-operator admitted, repented; solicited restitution.


Copyright © 1996 Doug Nufer

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