Doug Nuferfrom Never AgainEightballing lawyer holds court, recollects Baby-breaking Boa Case. Dateline: moving day, Anytown, USA. Six-foot pet's disappearance commandeered otherwise-preoccupied movers. Hirelings' herpetophobia, packbubbled underbrush, time-pressured itinerary mitigated against searched thoroughness. Rushed exiters haphazardously canvassed crannies, attic, cellar, closets, snake-friendly nooks. Cage-slipping reptile unfound, decampers relocated. Newlyweds arrived. Dreamhoused copulations eventually impregnated wife, engineered nightmarish litigations outgrowing embrangled sequence ensuing classic catastrophe: hugely pregnant woman putters happily stirring soup, whereupon fumely resuscitated appetites release ceiling light's encircler. Kerplop! Divebombing serpent causes miscarriage. Dentist antes laughing-gas chippie. Erotic entrepreneur hygienist nocturnally assignated patients desiring kinky dental care. Latexed fingertips, tightfit nurse's microskirt, sterile aromatics, pain-inducing instruments' latently sexualized perversions teased uptight jisms regular humping wouldn't unleash. Semi-actual dentifriciality buffed enamels, flossed molar pockets (S/Mers requested unnovocained drillwork, tartar pick-axing). Oral healthcare foreplay fulfilled hyperimaginers; unfulfilled, groin-oriented ejaculators craved hygienist's labial stimulation. Full-service dentistry enscrewed, sucked-off nitrous oxide . . . fellated wangs gone limp (drugged ennui taking evermore deeply breathed inspirations). Sucks overtook sniffs. Voracities sapped anesthetic's supply, hooker's vigor. Inevitably, once-tidy arrangements slopped unhideable obviousness. DEA's monitors routinely checking pharmaceutical depletions implicating notorious pleasure-enhancement substances saw poolroom DDS's joy-gas tanklevel discrepancies linking gas expenditure/ nonexistent surgeries. Hypothetical root-canalwork, unhypothetically, tackled g-spot assistant. Gastank's only co-operator admitted, repented; solicited restitution. Copyright © 1996 Doug Nufer |
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